core shot

Skier/snowboarder lingo for a hole that has appeared in the base/bottom of one's ski or board. Usually caused by a rock.

I knew we shouldn't have gone snowboarding today. Mammoth's base depth was only 35 inches and there were rocks everywhere. Now I have a quarter sized core shot on my brand new $1,000 Burton Vapor!!!!

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Mirror Shot Core

A cliche of human (or rather, proto-simian being) that enjoys taking his shirt off, taking a picture of himself in the mirror with a cellphone, photoshopping abs on, and uploading the final, bestial product to some form of social networking site (usually Myspace). Average IQ: Lesser than or equal to 90. If a specimen is spotted, the only known remedy is euthanization.

Mirror Shot Core douchebag: OMG LOOK HOW FUCKING DEEP, EDGY, AND RIPPED I AM. *takes off shirt and flexes*

Good Samaritan: ...
*shoots between eyes*