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The act of gently inserting your well lubed erect cock into your womans well rimmed and squeeky clean anus. Making sure plenty of lube has also been applied to her sphincter as well. With a gentle push, once the crown of your cock has stretched her sphincter, you allow her bung muscle to relax and then start a gradual entering of her turdcutter. Once fully in her turdcutter, you begin a slow, short pumping motion until you build up to a full length cock stabbing penetration of her dumphole. Stroking as fast as possible, while holding on to her hips until you reach the point of no return. You finish off, balls deep in her rectum. Pumping your gooey man juice deep in her crapper, coating the walls of her colon.
After I cornhole you, you won't shit right for a week.
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Just another name for Miley Cyrus.
*Laughing* Look at that cornhole twerking!
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An activity popularized by the University of Kentucky "greek" community. This game, which requires little control over one's physical faculties yet apparently takes years of intense dedication to perfect, consists of attempting to throw a small bean bag into a hole sawed into the center of a wooden plank, elevated at a slight angle above the ground. The uniform for play consists of overpriced khaki shorts and pastel-colored shirt. Cornhole only occurs at temperatures above 62.7 degrees Farenheit.
Frat Guy 1: Damn it's nice outside
Frat Guy 2: Let's play cornhole
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1. Another word for the asshole or anus.
2. The act of shoving a warm, buttery cob of corn up the anus and treating it as a dildo.
3. A hole that has been punctured into a cob of corn.
Come'eer and let me jam this thick cob o' corn up yer stubborn cornhole, darling.
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Derek: hey brian can i tell you a secret?
Ryan: sure, what?
Derek: brian and i had anal...
Ryan: BRIAN CRONHOLED YOU?!
Derek: yes he did cornhole me and it felt great
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