Corona Bona

That dick you slide down on during that Corona Pandemic

You mind when we're done with this quarantine, if I slide on that Corona Bona???

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Corona bona

Corona-bona noun a version of the morning glory ( erect penis in the morning with no stimulation) but where ones partner is also in lockdown and thus can’t help

“Hi honey I’ve woken with a corona bona and your not hear to play”

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Corona-bona

An onset of horniness due exclusively to the negative social and emotional effects of coronavirus, social distancing, or lockdown measures.

Tom: How’s Ryan handling the state-mandated stay-at-home order?
Matt: Not too well, he can’t go out drinking anymore So he’s got mad corona-bona. He basically fucks the same chick every week.

Tom: That’s too bad, this lockdown probably has him going crazy....