Corporate Cunt

An abhorrent individual who panders to every single desire of a corporation, or multiple corporations. The corporate cunt is most typically seen slaving away gleefully under the employment of said corporation(s); Merrily dancing the capitalist dance whilst their paymaster dictates their every move, like a pathetic little puppet. They derive great joy from their puppetry, much to the disgust of the non/less-delusional folks, who are all too aware of their depressing, degrading, soul-sapping plight as corporate puppets, and have the misfortune of coming into contact with them. As a result of this joyful stimulation, the corporate cunt dedicates their life to advancing their puppetry status in the form of 'promotions', and can therefore usually be found in - or working towards - management positions within the corporation.

The corporate cunt can be seen in many forms, although usually the individual can be seen prancing around in a boring suit, or perhaps a cheap, pitiful looking uniform if they are lower down the 'career ladder'. They can be either male or female, and of any race. Originality is frowned upon, and therefore their personal grooming styles are very much 'middle of the road', to an eye-gougingly mundane extent.

Devoid of charisma, compassion, and decency, the corporate cunt plays everything 'by the book,' for they have been brainwashed extensively in order to perform their role as effectively as possible.

Man 1: "Fucksake man, I was three minutes late 'cause of the traffic and Paul's gone and given me a written warning!"

Man 2: "What a joke! I tell ya - that guy is an A-grade Corporate Cunt if ever I saw one; Fucking jobsworth - He lives and breaths his job. I despise him, with every single facet of my being"

Man 1: "Spot-on my friend, spot-on - he's doesn't realise that he's just another drone, rearranging the deck-chairs on the sinking ship of life"

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Corporate Cunt

A football fan who who becomes sucked into the evil, corporate sponsored side of the game. Typical symptoms of a corporate cunt include:
- sitting in the posh seats
- going to pre-match 'hospitality'
- forgetting how to sing, chant and hurl abuse
- eating prawn sandwiches during the game
- being more interested in the bar than the game

"He used to be a proper fan. Since he changed jobs though he's become a right corporate cunt"

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Conceited Corporate Cunt

WE see these citizens daily in the financial districts of every large urban setting.This citizens is usually employed a very large corporation or financial institution The attire is always slutty with and OVER THE TOP with a lot of exposed skin that is a attention grabber and the job of a full time attention whore and part time employee.
They KNOW they are better looking and smarter than every other "BITCH" that works with them.
A hard working "legend in their own mind."
Conceited Corporate Cunts usually have a LOWER RUNG COLLEGE DEGREE or a wasted degree from a better college that their parents insisted they go to.
These persistent workers MUST be the center of attention and usually interrupts all co-workers conversations to natter about a fellow "hard working" non slutty fellow employee that they find threatening to their promotion plans.
They are highly giddy around all CEOs,CFOs and Officers that can promote them in the firm and are always FLIRTING with them and making others look as SMALL as possible while they claw their way as close as possible to the top..
They always make themselves available to these officers.

This gives the office infidel a chance to cheat on their wife and cheat they do.

You can find these citizens "BITCHING" that they have unusually large credit card bills from shopping at high end boutiques.Yet they still shop till they drop and are really just a trollop flop that wont stop.

That conceited corporate cunt was seen with the CFO at Wayfare last night.They never went home.They had a room at the Hyatt.
What would his wife say if she knew !
She was just as friendly with the CEO until she got promoted,what for she doesn't get a damn thing done.
Except shopping and whoring sprees.
Did you see her credit card bill last month ?
How can she afford to pay the bill ?
That conceited corporate cunt must be getting perks for her late night endeavors.