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The best place in Oregon for multiple types of beaver.
Let's head up to Corvallis and check out the Beavers, dude!
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College town(OSU Beavers-Orange/Black), 45 min from the coast, 2 hrs from Portland, between Salem and Eugene, a "safe environment to raise children." Filled with mostly old people in the summer and college kids during the school year. Its a chill place, a hippy town, home of CHS and CVHS (CHS=bands, stoners, drugs, kids actually good at sports, great theater program, originality. CVHS=kids whose parents buy them out of their problems, big new birthday cars, bitches, drugs, hollister/abercrombie, school in the middle of nowhere.). You can safely assume that 90% of all the adults in town either work at OSU or HP. Corvallis is also the home of two Beanerys, two American Dreams, a beautiful riverfront along the polluted Willamette river, Bald Hill, the Benton County Fair, Oddfellows-hall, Interzone, Soup shop, bike shops, art stuck/painted on every other downtown building, mexican drug raids, and the many new boutique stores that keep popping up everywhere that no one in Corvallis can afford to shop at. Except CVHS kids.
Corvallis' weather is nothing to brag about. It hardly ever snows, and when it does and schools get a day off, students have to make days up on other holidays like Presidents day. It rains alot. At the same time it's usually sunny. You can say you're from Corvallis when you've had pouring down rain in half your back yard and sun in the other half. Durring the summer it can get very hot. Thats when it's time to escape to the coast.
Corvallis can safely say it's the only town out there that is lucky enough to host Davinci Days. The few days durring the summer when the hippies get to do their thing while street performers, bands, and kenetic sculptures roam the downtown.
Corvallis inhabitant walking down campus, sees friend: heyyy hannah! wanna hang out later? Lets head to American Dream and catch an artsy movie at the darkside.
Portlander watching from pita pit: WTF how does everyone know everyone in this frikkin town?!?
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A college town about 2 hours south of portland in Oregon. This town is the home of Probably the two most differing high schools in the world. Corvallis High School is where all the poor locals go, the main sustanance of their diet being Alchohol provided by the bums that used to go there. Crescent Valley High School belongs to all the eff'n rich kids who can actually afford the expensive drugs. CHS can kick CVHS ass's in any sport.
CVHS Student #1: You wanna get baked tonight, i know where we can get some discount drugs.
CVHS student #2: I cant, my parents cut my allowance to $250 this week because i suck at every sport there is in Corvallis, OR.
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A campus gypsy exclusive to Oregon State University in Corvallis. These people migrate to OSU to find parties and freeload on alcohol, especially during Halloween. Masses of them can be seen wandering the streets during this time of year, searching for shelter to spread diseases and lay their eggs. Usually from the city of Eugene but can also come from Portland, West Linn, and Oregon City.
Corvallis Gypsy 1: "Who in Corvo tonight? 😈"
Corvallis Gypsy 2: "We just got here bruh it's gon be lit af"
Corvallis Gypsy 1: "You find a spot?"
Corvallis Gypsy 2: "It don't matter bruh, I got this Henny 😈"
A quiet city with a rather low crime-rate and shitty ass weather. Basically rains all year round except the summer, which is semi-decent (low 80's to mid 90's). The other definitions some douchecopters made up about the district high schools are absolutely false; CVHS and CHS both have its ups and downs. CHS tends to have the fatter kids and mexicans because of its location in the heart of Corvallis, very close by Linus Pauling. CV tends to have a higher drug rate (you know its true). While CHS has bragged that heir sports are better than CV; those cocky bastards don't realize that we have had our victories too, just people tend to take them too far sometimes. CHS tends to have better boys soccer, boys swimming, and other shitty sports no one cares about. CV have better girl swimmers, boys and girls basketball, and baseball. I can't list my opinion on football cause if I do I will probably get anally raped.
CV dude: WE'RE BETTER AT FOOTBALL!
CHS dude: NO WE ARE!!
Random dude: shut the fuck up, this is Corvallis, Oregon
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