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corvette owner

A person that buys a car to make up for some other lacking feature. ie, can't afford a real race car, or needs to bring special attention to himself. Females are not applicable to being a "Corvette owners" as they actually enjoy the ownership of the vehicle not the attention that it brings. A real corvette owner will not drive in the rain nor drive if rain is in the forecast. Rain will melt a corvette owner just as it melts snowflakes.

At the traffic light next to me was a corvette owner. 2019 White nice looking car. When we took off, I heard the car stall as he was not proficient with a manual transmission.

by E. Howard Hunt May 15, 2020