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A very naughty sexual act depicted on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
Joe: You look like hell, did you pull another all nighter?
Keith: Cindy and I tried out that Cottage Grove thing.
Joe: Woah, what was that like?
Keith: Holy fuck man. Holy fuck.
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Where all the suburban cul-de-sac gangsters are and the place where they invented chevy cavalier racing!
white guy: wat ya gonna do today homespice?
notha white guy:gonna chill in my cheeseslices cul-de-sac.
2. Oh no homebiscuit its the Cottage Grove fuzz!
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A surburban town that is EXTREMELY boring unless you know the right people. It is a farming community also, and the High School has a very high pregnancy rate. Most kids end up doing drugs in middle school because they are so bored but stop once they get a car.
Person 1: I'm so excited to go to Mexico for spring break!
Person 2: FML, I have to stay in Cottage Grove, MN.
Person 3: Wanna go get high at Kingston?
Person 2: Why the fuck not? Let's go.
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In Chicago, Illinois, east branch of south green tram line ends at streets 63rd and Cottage Grove. To say that "he went to 63rd and cottage Grove" is local euphemism for: he died (went to end of line).
To say that "he went to 63rd and cottage Grove" is local euphemism for: he died (went to end of line).
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basic public middle school in minnesota. most kids here are either crackheads, quiet, or retarded. if you go here, you at least know one kid who does drugs.
“cottage grove middle school sucks.”
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A school full of crackheads cottage Grove middle School kids are good kids but they can become a little crazy LOL when they're on crack legit aunt cottage Grove middle school kids can throw some hands don't test them 🤚
How are the kids at cottage Grove middle school?:there crazy and fearless
a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.
Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.
Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon