the act of watching hard core porn and jerking off with your friends at a cottage. and getting a pink teddy bear, cutting a whole in it, and fucking it.
"i just got done having cottage time with lana rhoades"
Cottage Time- The time of day at work ranging from 9am-945am that cottage cheese, any brand, is to be eaten on one's lunch break. Normally the procedure requires getting a spoon and filling a small plastic cup to the top with cottage. The person then eats the cup of cottage.
clock strikes 9:15am
Cathy- "Oh! it's cottage time! yum yum!"