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When you feel soft and a little dorky.
girl 1: Damn, I can't stop thinking about him. I can't sleep at night because of him and I miss him every second. I'm such a cotton ball.
girl 2: You sure are.
The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.
Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?
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What you call a pussy that is dry and furry.
Dude, I went down on Lauren last night and I got cotton balled!
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An old lady who has complely white curly hair. cotton balls can be seen at the pharmacy or at your local grocery store. (also see Cotton Field)
Dude1: some stupid cotton ball put a dent in my door today while i was parked at Wal-Mart.
Dude2: maybe you shouldn't park near the handicap section anymore.
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The dreaded final stage of "Beer Nuts".
"When my beer nuts turn to cotton balls, I'll be heading home to you."
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When a mans balls are dried up of semen from lots of fucking and/or sucking
"That bitch gave me a mean pair of cotton balls, and it hurts so good."
"I'll just find some girl and ask her to give me a pair of cotton balls."
"It's like smokin' weed...with your balls." -Rob
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something you would buy but not want as a nickname, as opposed to cinnamon buns.
Ya this is steve, and mark, and this here's cotton balls.
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