couch jumper

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

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couch jumper

A person who attempts to cover up his or her homosexuality by marrying someone of the opposite sex. See Tom Cruise

Mark: Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce?

Steve: Yeah, it's no big surprise, though. Everyone knows he's a couch jumper.

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The Couch Jumpers

A Virginia Beach Ska band mistakenly viewed as group worshiping Tom Cruise since 2006. On the contrary, they thought of the name prior to Mr. Cruses' "incident" on Oprah's couch.

They broke up after playing their last show at The Norva on May 17, 2008.

I went to the Couch Jumpers' show last night at learned what skanking is.

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