Cougarism

The study and philosophy of all things concerning older women who prey on young verile men to fulfill their primal sexual desires (also known as a 'Cougar').

Bobby: You seem to know an awful lot about Cougars, Brent.

Brent: Alas, young lad, I am proficient in Cougarism.

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cougared

To be jumped, lured or hit on by a cougar.

- Hey, I just got cougared at the museum!
- Sweet!

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Cougared

The process by which you are viciously killed by a cougar in Red Dead Redemption due to it's super speed and double strike insta kill cheap shot kill technique.

Lloyd: DAMMIT!!!

Andrew: What?

Lloyd: I got cougared again... =.=

Andrew: Oh teh noes D:

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Cougar

When an older woman desires a much younger man and pounces on it's prey.

That cougar just devoured that young man.

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to cougar

An older woman flirting with or having sex with a significantly younger man. Used as a verb.

What a cougar does to her victims.

Jimmy got cougared last night.

Fifi is cougaring the new guy.

Amelia is getting ready to cougar Ryan.

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cougared

being schooled in the art of sexuality & things that are pleasing to a woman by a female at least 10 years older

Demi Moore cougared Aston Kutcher

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Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.

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