Cough on

Description of disgusting people in the wake of the Covid-19 Coronavirus pandemic, certain people with horrible etiquette in social distancing and/or individuals deliberately coughing or otherwise expelling breath wildly and inappropriately. (Similar to the insulting names, “jerk off” and “douchebag”)

Gross, did you see that woman? She’s a real cough on!

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cough cough

cough cough is used to subtly imply that you know something that someone else doesn't. The person who it is "used on" will then begin to suspect something is suspicious with the phrase "cough cough" and will begin to wonder what it means. Mostly, "cough cough" is pronounced as a word, instead of being actually "coughed out".

Harry: "Hey, I heard Sue went out with Mark"
BoB: "oh yeah, cough cough"
Harry: *wdf, does he know something that I don't? Holy crap he's H@Rd<0R3*

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*Cough Cough*

Those special times when you can't say something, so you just, ya know, sort of cough...

"Yeah, he's such a,"
"Hey Son!"
"*Cough Cough*

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Coughing

Dying of corona.

I think that one is coughing better not get too close!

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Cough cough

when your not in agreement with something but the other person things you’re in agreement

Are you going for that party tomorrow night ? Cough cough

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*cough*

Used on forums, chat, etc. to represent awkwardness, or break silence. Rarely used to actually represent coughing, unless someone is explaining how they have the flu or something.

1. Denny: So...
Angela: ...
Jo: *cough*

2. Greg: I don't feel so good :( *cough*

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cough

(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.

(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.

*cough*Fuckin asshole cunthead cocklicker motherfucker!cough*

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