Counciltucky

The dingy asshole of America (whereas Omaha is the wonderful, silky inner thigh) where all is well if you drive a sputtering multi-colored vehicle and have a mullet so dirty and full of nasties that it's almost sentient. Also known as Council Bluffs, Counciltucky looks like a mythical drab, rundown, post-apocalyptic world where nobody knows the definition of tooth care, showers, vehicle maintenance, or proper driving. However, this is no fantasy. It is a sad and horrifying reality.

Everything is grey and old and broken. Even the prostitutes. Merely driving through Counciltucky with the car windows rolled down will get you a contact meth high.
An overall shitty place to even think about, let alone live in or drive through.

Greg: Whoa, dude. Ya know that smelly guy who works at the gas station? Billy-Bob? Did you know his mom is also his sister?

Max: Shit, dude. He must be from Counciltucky.

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Counciltucky

Counciltucky: n 1. nickname for the town across the river from Omaha perceived to be like the backwoods country of Kentucky
2. a town with its fair share of strip joints, pickup trucks, and mullet hair cuts.
3. a place where “men are men and sheep are scared.”
4. the “white trash” area of the Omaha metro.
5. See also Council Bluffs

That man has a mullet and can't drive, must be from Counciltucky

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Counciltucky Congo

The act of multiple men engaging in anal sex while dancing the Congo.

Hey Gabe, are you going to that party this weekend in Council Bluffs I heard there doing the Counciltucky Congo?

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counciltucky drive-by

When you go down your street and black people are in a kitty pool so you whip out your dick and cum in the pool.

I did a counciltucky drive-by today, now they wanna kill me!

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counciltucky car wash

while living in council bluffs, it is the act of a police officer searching your meth mobile and seizing your meth and other crackhead drugs

Yo dude! Deaquan just got a counciltucky car wash! Now he's in jail.

counciltucky surprise party

When you go to your underage Girls house expecting sex, but the cops are there and join in!

I had a counciltucky surprise party last nigh! Looks like im not going to prison!

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