count spatula

someone who specializes in having anal sex with all his chick friends. also means to have a big dick

yo look at my count spatula
im so count cpatula

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count spatula

some crazy cartoon of mine including a giant creature made out of spatulars

shhhiutttttttt it after meeeee. arrrghh

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count spatula

A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.

Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.