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Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.
While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.
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a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin).
Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"
Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"
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Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.
As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.
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A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.
Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.
A blumpkin that is recieved in a porta potty or outhouse rather than the typical toilet.
He's taking forever...he must be getting a country blumpkin in there.
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n. the receiving of a blumpkin in an outhouse
uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin
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Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.
Country blumpkin
"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
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