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Noun. A person, generally male but can be female, who is native or living in the rural South or Plains States who is poorly educated, unsophisticated and demonstrates a general lack of knowledge, national and world events, of current or historical context.
May also be used as an aggressive insult to someone from South or Plains in a decent job or setting that makes error or mistake. Implies that no matter how far removed from their roots or heritage they may be, they are still inferior to the educated, management, middle or upper middle class as well as the rest of society in general.
Def 1. The county fair in Mingo County West Virginia was attended by a veritable bouillabaisse of backwards-assed country fucks on parade.
Def 2. After Private Jackson, a native of Oklahoma, had set the officer's tent on fire while trying to refuel the space heater, Sgt. Wilhemsen confronted the Private in an aggressive, angry and loud manner shouting: "Private, you have got to be be the stupidest Country Fuck in this man's Army. Food, like oxygen is wasted on you!"
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a political slogan for young Australian's who have lost their faith in Australian society's values of mateship and a fair go. Commonly referenced as TCF.
John Howard lied about the children overboard... This Country's Fucked
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Abbrevation: CAF
Originally coined in a small town in South Jersey, It is used as an insult for those who dress or act like southern folk, but just can't get it right. Typical cases of CAF are often found at country concerts, heavily intoxicated, and only there for an excuse to drink. Also found in rich suburbs with one or two farms who use the labor of illegal immigrants not themselves. They play country music when in public or at parties, but don't understand it or its philosophy, making them return to their main steam "coon tunes" when alone or with close friends.
Country as Fuck males are often seen with attractive, high maintenance, and niave females. These girls, once hooked up with a true backwoods boy, never go back to the poser.
Typical city girl: "See that guy with the 55 gallon drum stacks on his rotted out truck? He is so Country!"
Backwoods boy: "Sweetheart, with his outfit of a Walmart cowboy hat, and sleeveless flannel he ain't foolin' anyone. White ray bans, basketball shorts, and a pair of neon pink high top Jordans too? Gimme a break! He ain't Country, he's Country as Fuck!"
Bought truck: "I don't have big tires with my store bought lifted truck, how come you do?"
Built truck: "Because you are Country as Fuck!"
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An Australian colloquialism for a response to an overjoyed situation.
Davo responded after nailing another feature on the slot machines, "that's fucking country".
Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*
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Country Bum Fuck
portmanteau
1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum
Guy 1: "I was in citrus Fl the other day and those Country Bum Fucks were everywhere"
Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.
Country Bum Fuck
portmanteau
1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum
Guy 1: "I was in citrus Fl the other day and those Country Bum Fucks were everywhere"
Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.