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county hair

Long, tousled, teased and feathered female hairstyle that gives females the appearance of a woman who has just been released from the county jail. Primarily a fashion of rural white American subcultures and usually only achieved through an excess of aerosol hairspray.

Randy's new girl Jo-Bob has got a coupla nice kids and she gets him free stuff from her job at the Wal-Mart, but she's got the worst county hair I've ever seen!

See the mother in the popular internet meme "Redneck Family Portrait" for an example.

by nescience May 11, 2006

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Morgan County Angel Hair

The act of making a girl orgasm so hard her hair extensions shoot out of her.

Man what a lucky dude, he gave that chick a Morgan County Angel Hair!!!!!

by Us People June 8, 2006

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