Covfewee

A type of coffee blend that happens when you wee in your boss’ filter coffee jug.

Your boss is a tosser who treats you like an imbecile, so you wee in his coffee percolator.

Later that day you ask him, “Would you like a covfewee?”
He thinks: ‘that dumb-ass can’t even quote Trump right. What an imbecile!’
You pour him the coffee with a stupid grin on your face.
You are thinking: ‘Life is good when serving covfewee to dickheads.’