Covid-sexual

Noun/Adj. A person who takes covid precautions and rules too seriously and feeds into fear monger. These people usually wear face masks 24/7 in homes, cars, during sleep, stores and outdoors. In addition covid-sexuals will defend vaccines and the downfall of the economy by saying “this is a pandemic, we need to be courteous and safe!”. Many covid-sexuals are either “Karens” or self proclaimed “frontline workers” who work In a place that’s not open to the public and only work 8 hour shifts. You’ll find many covid-sexuals proclaim non unique and lack luster statements such as: “trump did a horrible job!” And “this is a pandemic! You need have a mask on 24/7”. They’ll usually spew their statements constantly on Twitter or in person. Usually not fun people to know or be around.

Person: *walking in large park with no mask*

Covid-sexual: “Excuse me, but don’t you know covid is a real pandemic? You need to have a mask on to protect everyone!? Don’t you care about human lives!?”

Person: “Covid is 95% survivable”

Covid-sexual: “not according to NPR news! This is a real threat! You’re not even vaccinated! You’re breaking the federal mandate. I’m calling the police!!!”

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covid-sexual

The complete lack of sexual interaction due to the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020.

Ah man, I’m a covid-sexual now. Dry as a bone for months.

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