Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.
Hey Gerald you get any last night?
Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.
Something you say to someone when they annoy or upset you. It's telling someone to suck a fat dick, choke and die.
Brooke's being a real bitch, she can go suck a cow dick.
When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.
The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?