cow fuck

when one fuckin fucks a fuck fuck fucking cow or bull

paul cow fucks every fuck fuck fuckin cow he fuckin sees

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cow fucking

to have a large and entertaining party, usually ending in sex and large consumption of alcohalic beverages. Called cow fucking for the need of 4 stomachs to hold all the alcohal

Dude i can't wait to go cow fucking tonight. This is gonna be awesome

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moo-cow fuck milk

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus

I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?

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satanic cow-fucking music

The music in the movie Eyes Wide Shut.

The satanic cow-fucking music in Eyes Wide Shut scares me to death.

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cow pie fuck

Something totally worthless. Used to show absolute disdain for a subject, person, or idea. Always used as a negative. Derives from the tradition of country boys, when no other alternative presents itself, to fuck a warm pile of cow dung (cow pie).

I don't give a cow pie fuck what she says, I'm buying that bike.

Dude! What in the cow pie fuck made you think you could clear that rail?

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fuck cow

A female that is being used sexually in a relationship that has no commitment from their partner.

What am I? Just a fuck cow to you?!

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fucking cow

A female whose primary use is for fucking... vaginal and anal.

Other uses may include giving oral sex and taking doses of ejaculate on, or around the face.

Eg: “Going to see my Fucking Cow Tonight.

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