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When that stupid cop pulled over polecat324.
Polecat: What is the promblem officer.
Cop: You Cowboy stopped.
Polecat: Da fuck is that?
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when a police man pulls you over because you didn't come to a "complete stop" at a stop sign. basically if your wheels don't stop moving before you proceed a police man can and will pull you over.
driver: what seems to be the problem officer?
Police guy: you ran a stop sign, you didn't come to a complete stop.
driver: a cowboy stop? are you serious?? c'mon man i was barely moving and there were no other cars.
Police guy: it don't matter, rules is rules. so here is your ticket and have a nice day.
driver: @%&#!!
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when driving country roads late at night and approaching a four way intersection, instead of stopping, you turn your headlights off to see if headlights are coming from the other directions: no lights means green lights.
While evading the laws, I cowboy stopped at two intersections going 85mph.