Cowed up

When you turn into a cow and decide to turn up

Bro I just cowed up last weekend

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

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fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass

a phrase commonly used by white people trying to sound black. they will typically use outdated black terms along with this phrase hoping to impress their cool half black but really white/mexican "friends". the usage of this term will most likely result with the violator shanked or beaten. or screaming teeheenaynaysha.
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Tiffany: yo, bitches, what up?
Jennifer: omg. shut up Tiffany before you get yo ass beaten!
Tiffany: there be a fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass.
Jequarius: bitch, whachu say?
Tiffany: TEEHEENAYNAYSHA!!!!!!

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cow's legs up

From Michigan dairy farming. Refers to a dead cow that's buried on its back with its leg protruding out of the ground in order to minimize the size of the hole to be dug. Colloquial use refers to anything that is completely, absolutely dead with no hope whatsoever of it being saved or resurrected.

"Did you see that burning car. That thing is cow's legs up for sure!"