Cow pie

A large pile of cow shit.

Watch out for that cow pie.

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Cow pie

Pie made of cow

Wow thats some good cow pie, whats in it? Well its pastry with cow in it

cow pie

Cattle excrement.

Don't step in that cow pie.

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cow pie high

A derogatory term for a school in a rural area.

"Who do you guys play in your next game?"
"Cow pie high, dude."
"Damn farming school."

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Cow Pie Surprise

A cow pie surprise is when you go to a farm and walk out into the field and find a crusty cow pie. You must do this in the daylight so you can find a good ripe pie, but if you must do it at night just remember. . . .BOOTS. Anywho, after finding the right one, you sneak into a friends room while he or she is sleeping. Climb up on a chair or nightstand, anything with some height. Once stable yell "FIRE, FIRE, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" the victim will awake wondering what's going on. Once you can see the whites of their eyes, let the pie fly and gravity will do its thing smacking the person in the face.

NOTE: Have a camera ready for the "shitty" look that you will reiceve.

NOTE: Gloves may be needed. The cow pie may have a gooey middle, also known as a SLOPPY COW PIE SURPRISE.

Person 1: Man, Did you see that shitty look Turza had after his cow pie surprise.

Person 2: No but he did smell like shit all day.

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cow pie fuck

Something totally worthless. Used to show absolute disdain for a subject, person, or idea. Always used as a negative. Derives from the tradition of country boys, when no other alternative presents itself, to fuck a warm pile of cow dung (cow pie).

I don't give a cow pie fuck what she says, I'm buying that bike.

Dude! What in the cow pie fuck made you think you could clear that rail?

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Muddy Cow Pie

A Muddy Cow Pie is when you have all of the anal sex with a woman of your choice, and when she sucks your penis, verigood, she accidentally sucks her own shit and proceeds to throw up. You now have the opportunity to perform said Muddy Cow Pie by using her puke as a lubricant to shove your cock right back in their. This action can be perform multiple times if she continues to puke or nut to give.

“I originally thought that puke wouldn’t go well in my penis, but then I attempted the Muddy Cow Pie and did I love it!

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