cowvid

n. Nasty infectious disease spread by sexual contact with dairy products.

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Caught the cowvid eh??!! Didn’t I warn you to stay away from the cherry yoghurt?

cowvid

n. Nasty infectious disease spread by intimate contact with dairy products.

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I warned you about that cheesy dip and now look at you. You got the cowvid. Who’s gonna marry you now?