CPD

Calorie per dollar

This burger costs 5 bucks and has 500 calories. So it has a CPD of 100

CPD

Crackhead personality disorder

a person: laughs at nothing for 5 minutes
another person: “they have CPD”

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CPD

Compulsive Procrastination Disorder ( CPD ) - is a clinical psychological disorder, in which procrastination cannot be avoided. The diagnosed will find any means necessary to procrastinate.

*Phone Rings*
Guy 1: " Hello "
Caller: "hey man, it john, you still game for study sesh tonight ? "
Guy 1: " uh... sorry man, my mom just called, she needs a foot rub"
Caller: "Dude, you have a problem, you need to get real. CPD is not cool man, not cool."

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CPD

Crazy Poop Drunk. The state of being drunk to the point of crazy poopness.

Frank: what do you wanna do tonight?
Joe: Lets get CPD!

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CPD

This is what people from Columbus, Ohio call the Columbus Police Department (usually a police car, or patty wagon)

"Oh shit, nigga put that blunt down, and put your seatbelt on, CPD comin' driving towards us.

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CPD

CPD means "Crap Pad Day." Pad crap happens when a player of ITG or DDR gets a bad judgement score, whether it is a miss or a way off. This usually happens on bad machines or ones that aren't kept well.

"Hey David, how was your day?" - Josh
"Oh, it was a CPD." - David

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#cpd

Used on Facebook as a hashtag to indicate that the posted content was copied from another source. Can be used sometimes to avoid possible criticism.

Britanny on Facebook:

I think that gay sex is wrong.
#cpd