CPOS

Acronym for "Cheating Piece of Shit"

Greg was a CPOS, so I dumped his ass.

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CPOS

Cock Punch On Site

Just tell everyone CPOS to whoever did this

CPO

Cost per Orgasm: The amount of money invested in a relationship divided by the number of orgasms achieved during that relationship. Typically, the CPO is very high during the formation (dating) stages of the relationship. Once the relationship has formed the CPO sharply declines then gradually increases over time (usually during marriage) until the CPO exceeds the original formation stage.

“The first three months are great; we’re going at it like rabbits. My CPO is at an all time low.”

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CPO

Chowing purposes only

Friend 1: do you like him like that?
Friend 2: nah, he’s for CPO

CPO

Certified Pop Off. An event that you would consider more enjoyable that your typical Friday night. You know something was a Certified Pop Off if everyone is talking about it.

That concert last night was a CPO!

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cpo

Chief Petty Officer in the United States Navy.

Chiefs kick ass, metaphorically and literally

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cpos

Complete Pile Of Shit (compare pos)

I wouldn't bother upgrading to Vista, it's a CPOS

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