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hanging out where there is the highest concentration of great deals and values (like pack animals, which defecate near the areas where they frequently hunt or graze)
"We were just crapping at the Piggly-Wiggly and saw soup on sale, 3-for-$1."
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Defined as defecating, pooping or shitting; The Act of.
History:
It has often been claimed in popular culture that a euphemism for human waste, "crap", originated with Thomas Crapper because of his association with lavatories. The most common version of this story is that American servicemen stationed in England during World War I saw his name on cisterns and used it as army slang, i.e. "I'm going to the crapper."8
The word crap is actually of Middle English origin, and first appeared in the Oxford English Dictionary in 1846 under a reference to a crapping ken, or a privy, where ken means a house.8
Its most likely etymological origin is a combination of two older words, the Dutch krappen, to pluck off, cut off, or separate; and the Old French crappe, or siftings or waste or rejected matter, from medieval Latin crappa, chaff.8
As Thomas Crapper launched his company in 1861 and only gained fame much later, there is therefore no direct link between his name and the colloquialism, except one of coincidence.
Boy:Let me in to pee!
Girl: Not now I'm crapping.
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One who uses old freakin' easter candy for halloween.
Why you lazy crap for crap!
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Insult created by Strong Bad.
"You stupid crap for crap!"
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Craps is a casino gambling game that involves 2 dice. The person rolls both dice and if they get 2,3, or 12 they lose, and if they get a 7 or 11, they win. Anything else, and the rules change. Now the person needs to roll his previous number before he rolls a seven. Keep doing this until he either gets his number and wins, or rolls a seven and loses. That is the basics of craps. This is the most balanced game in casinos, and the probability of winning is about 49.3%.
If you are on a winning streak in craps and the casino offers you drinks on the house, dont take them. You wont remember anything and the next thing, you wake up with your leg up your ass.
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A word that I use alot but cunts accuse me for swearing
Me: crap!
Mum: don't swear
Me: I didn't swear
Mum: it's not a swear word but it's a bad word still
Me: whatever.