Flap Cracker

When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.

Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!

1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?

2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.

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cracker flaps

Any white male or female with a big ass mouth, or got extra baggage hanging below!

"Look at that bitch & her cracker flaps!"
"Dude is outta his flaps"

"Straight CrackerFlaps"