Crackhead Mother

A crackhead mother is the supreme helicopter parent, who's favorite hobby is micromanaging their kids and yelling at them to do shit. She will beat your ass if you look at her the wrong way. Don't try reasoning or using common sense with the bitch, anything besides "yes ma'am" is considered backtalk, so it will just induce more yelling (and beating). Karens of the world worship her as a deity, sacrificing managers to her.

Johnny can't come to the party, he's got a crackhead mother who will FUCK YOU UP.

My god, it looks like your crackhead mother beat you harder than you beat your meat!

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