Crackhead powers

Superhuman powers that emerge within someone who exhibits enough crackhead energy to master them. The kinda superhuman powers that allow someone to get right back up as if nothing happened after falling on top of a car.

Person: *watching someone performing acrobats off the ledge of a highway*
“Damn must be those crackhead powers”

crackhead power

a well known drug addict

1: did you see John stay up for 2 days?
2: yeah, it's that crackhead power.
1: crackhead power, hahaha!