crackstitution

A governance document enforced and upheld by the leader of a government body who admits to smoking crack.

ex. Mayor Rob Ford enforces and upholds the crackstitution of the City of Toronto.
ex. Glenn Jessome cannot make sense of the government or legal systems of Toronto, because of the interpretations of their crackstitution.
ex. Not all of the people of Toronto smoke crack, however, 44% of them want to uphold the crackstitution.

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crackstitute

A person who sells themselves for the purpose of sucking dick and getting crack.(or other hard drug substance)

Not only is (insert name here) a hoe, but they are a crackstitute.

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CRACKSTITUTE

A prostitute that works for crack, or a woman that gives herself up for crack.

“There goes that crackstitute again.”