craigslist roommate

A roommate found on craigslist because of:

1. your girlfriend or boyfriend kicking you out
2. fuckin rent is too damn high
3. oh shit, my friends bailed on me
4. fuck, i hate living with my friends
5. my roommates are fuckin stupid
6. living with strangers is awesome

A craigslist roommate varies from crazy, weird, wtf, or friendly.

Friend A: Dude nice place. Who do you live with?

Friend B: With a craigslist roommate.

Friend A: How is it?

Friend B: Eh shoulder shrug.