To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.
Wanna get crangled?
I was crangled last night!
I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.
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Tangled beyond all hope. A combination of the words crazy and tangle.
βHey, I thought you were hooking up your PS4β βI gave up, the wires are totally crangledβ
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cran.gle
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \'crΔn-guhl\
The crusty area around a person's butthole. Most commonly found in homeless old men who have a poop fetish.
"Daaamn dawg, I just pounded dat old man's crangle"
"Oh my gosh Becky look at that old man's crusty crangle"
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verb-to lie or cheat on a score, especially in golf matches
noun-(crangler)- a person who lies or cheats on a score, especially in golf
Man! One of those guys on my team crangled his score the whole time and won!
Ya I know...he's such a crangler
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Crangle has more than just a mere definition. It is a feeling, a lifestyle, and a way to connect with others. Crangle is an acronym. It stands for crusty angle.
"Wow she's a bit of a crangle"
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to come up with; for instance, to wrangle or to cook up in a less than desirable way. The word indicates that you are scraping the bottom of the barrel, as it were.
I'll try to crangle up a ride to the show on Friday night.
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To be at the butt of oneβs prank, with no boundaries of embarrassment or humiliation. Can be used as a similarity of βa harsh way to be being made a fool ofβ.
Thatβs worse than being Punk'd! Youβve been crangled!
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