Cranhole

A nickname for Cranbrook

A horrible place to live in. Every teen in this town has vaped at least once and you can't breathe due to the clouds of cotton candy flavoured lung cancer.

Do you like STD's, hoes, bad drugs, parties that are 20 minutes out of town, 4 stores, and everyone knows your shit? Cranhole is for you

Example #1
Danny Devito: Hows your girlfriend doing?
Nicholas Cage: Turns out she's from Cranhole, so I dumped her. I didn't want an STD.

Example #2
Person 1: Jesus fucks Cranhole sucks.
Person 2: Yea bro. I'm moving out as soon as I can. Fuck all the hoes here

Example #3
Grandma: Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?
Me: Because I love in Cranhole and they're all hoes

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