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crank yanker

any guy who jerks off is a "crank yanker"

looking at a good Hustler magazine can make any guy a crank yanker!

by T. Wilson December 30, 2008

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Crank Yankers

A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.

My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'

by Shawn B. April 27, 2003

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Crank Yankers

A Damn Funny Show On Comedy C.!

*I've got mail, yaaaaaa, I got mail yaaaa!
*Hurry up, Spongebob is on in 3 minutes
*Can they hold my tally wacker while I pass water?
*Were The Woo Tang
*There is a big ass terd in my car
:-P

by Lily Lighting August 12, 2003

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Crank Yankers

A bunch of midgets secluded from the outside world, trying their hardest to make contact to us, via the telephone. Their sole purpose in life is to break down the difference barriers between us and them.

The crank yankers contacted me yesterday, but I chose not to listen.

by barcode23 October 16, 2003

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Crank Yankers

A cross between the jerky boys and the muppets. Quite possibly the best show on television today. Appears on the comedy central network.

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

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Crank Yankers

the coolest prank phone call group, i wish the jerky boys made something like that

by JeVoNeR September 12, 2003

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Crank Yanker

A girl that jacks or strokes a dick.

Lauren jerked off 15 guys last night she's a master Crank Yanker.

by Ask me all about the HO Lauren October 26, 2008

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