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Two people holding a full size twinkie in their mouth and then engaging in a passionate kiss lasting greater than 5 minutes without swallowing.
Lincoln: "Raoul had to cancel his date with Shantaya because last night Lateefa severed half of his left testicle with a pair of pruning shears while they were cream caking."
Washington: "DAMN"
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Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.
Last night, My parents went out so I cream caked
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An insult used largely in China. In chinese it's said "Na You Dan Gao", meaning Cream Cake.
Wang Lee-Hom is a fucking Cream Cake!
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September 29th, the day that women get to enjoy sexual liberation and a layered cream cake, by having sex with three men, one after the other, until they all cum inside her.
I love Cream Cake Day, having all that cream inside me, leaves me feeling stuffed.
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Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.
Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.
Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.
Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!
In everyday use:-
Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.
the wonderful deliciousness that is chocolate ice cream on top of cookie crumbs on top of vanilla ice cream.
ice cream cake is bombbb!
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The act of performing intercourse through the zipper holes in blue jeans of both sexual partners (only in heterosexual relations)
My lunch break ends in ten minutes, still have time for a blueberry cream cake.
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