Cream Jeans

A word invented by Tenacious D to express when something is so incredibly awesome that you cream in your jeans.

"This next band asked me to read this... Stay here if you don't mind cream in your jeans"

-Announcer from HBO Tenacious D series

"Me, me and KG, we're all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans!"

-Taken from "Double Team" by TenaciousD

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cream your jeans

To ejaculate in your pants.

Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.

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cream one's jeans

to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)

Sam creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of Pamela Anderson.

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cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

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creamed my jeans

when some one is so fucking hot that you have an orgasm and cream ur jeans

Donna: i just creamed my jeans looking at Leo DiCaprio

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creaming your jeans

When someone gets overly excited about complete bullshit for absolutely no reason

Donald stop creaming your jeans it’s just a video game

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cream in your jeans

to have a sexual orgasm with only visual stimulation

Your going to cream in your jeans when you see this hot, new girl

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