Random
Source Code
Random
a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.
bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel
12👍 7👎
To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure
Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!
9👍 3👎
Phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally jizzes in his or her pants.
1.
TV: Robiskie scores!
Me: I just creamed my bagel
2.
Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!
Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.
2👍 3👎
When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?
The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole
Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"
Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"