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A man who follows you around who has the face of a pedophile.
Man, this old creepy man looks like Gru from Despicable Me and he's been following me around... holy shit call help
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if you're a man, and you hug another man (man on man situation), you grab them tight by the waist, put your beard in their neck, and tell them "our balls are touching"...because they are (its like hugging your fucked-up uncle and he gives you a hug and you just feel violated)
i gave alex the creepy man hug, he felt so dirty
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Ed. aka the man sleeping on your mom's couch who will rape and/or kill you if you go to get some milk. His skin flakes are ingrained in the leather.
Person 1: Hey, go get me some milk
Person 2: Dude, the creepy man upstairs will rape me!
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