crimson rambler

When a girl is currently on the rag and you have to sit through her boring ass speech about why she deserved an A on her last paper, you put your hands down her pants, remove the bloody rag and stuff it down her throat.

Guy 1: So, did you hang out with your girl last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she wouldn't shut up so I gave her a crimson rambler.

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