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A physically handicapped hippie
That crippie’s chair is really squeaky, I don’ t think he has oiled his wheels since Woodstock.
Basically kind bud. Awesome in it's aroma and potency, crippie is considered "top shelf". With it's prices and quality in the upper echelon when it comes to consuming marijuana, crippie is most often a "treat" when what your used to is schwagg. Crippie should have a limey, not always light, but rich green color and other colors including purple, orange and red, often with the vast presence of trichomes, and a sometimes skunky, pungent odor. all of which contribute to overall quality... best test for quality to date? Smoke it!
"Screw that shwagg. (cough cough) Man, that crippie fucked me up!" "I'll take it"
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High quality grade Marijuana, usually from Florida. Typically has a lot of red hairs, high crystal concentration, and a pungent smell. The term itself encompasses a wide variety of buds, but it's usually grown in Orlando, and gets around to basically everywhere in Florida, from Jacksonville, to Tampa, to Ft. Myers and Miami. The term actually originated because even a little bit of this stuff will leave you couchlocked for hours.
"I got two pounds of Crippy Weed, and I'm rolling through Saint Cloud" - The Supervillains
"We had 2 grams of crippy weed last night, I don't remember what we did, but I know we didn't move off that damn couch till about 3 in the morning"
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1. Word that exists primarily only in Florida, referring to exceptional marijuana. Throughout most of central to south florida, pot is only referred to in terms of "regs" or "crip/crippi," unless referring specifically to more obscure or hard to find strains, like white widow, purple haze, northern lights, etc. Typically fruity-smelling and extremely potent. Crippi is actually a florida grown weed that is a Sativa strain, giving a great mental high with very little body sluggishness.
Hearing something descibed as "crippi" does not guarantee that it is actually the crippi strain, but it is definitely going to be very potent.
Man, I totally just wrote that whole dictionary entry while I was blazed on crippi!"
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a florida term dat means very, very, VERY potent weed.
dat crippi iz da shit!!!!!!!!!!
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marijuana that puts you on your ass
In Florida instead of chronic they say crippy
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