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When your dick is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra assistance to get a hard-on. Also known as ol’ man dick.
“Awh dammit, I got a crippling dick, so I can’t slam Martha tonight because I can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some viagra.”
When you smash a virgin so hard, the tightness of her vagina crushes your dick and instantly kills your boner.
Steven: Yo, I got cripple dick from smashing Makyala yesterday.
Matt: Damn bruh, now we can be cripple dick buddies!
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