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A country of southern Europe along the northeast Adriatic coast. It was settled by Croats in the 7th century, became a kingdom in the 10th century, and reached the height of its power in the 11th century before being conquered by Hungary in 1091. After the collapse of the Austro-Hungarian Empire in 1918, Croatia became a part of the Kingdom of Serbs, Croats, and Slovenes, which later became Yugoslavia. Croatia declared its independence from Yugoslavia in 1991.
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The closest thing to Brazil you will find in Europe. And I say that based on:
- Hot chicks
- Soccer related activities as an important part of local economy (playing, supporting,...)
- Nice beaches
- Low prices
- Patriotism
- Unique language in region
- ...
Janet: Hey Jim, I haven't seen you in a while now... I heard you were fired. Wow! Where'd you got that suntan?
James: (smiling) ...
Janet: And who's that gorgeous girl with you?
James: (giggling) ...
Janet: Will you answer me mofo?!
James: Croatia!!!
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One of the best countries in the world.Great people, great music, great women, great cities, great beaches...great
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The country that was so unbelievably fucking close to win the socker worldcup.
Alice: Croatia should have won.
White rabbit: yeah i know.
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Spain, but 3 times lighter on your wallet
Screw Spain, I ain't giving 3 euros for beer, I'd rather go to Croatia for a 0,99 one which is just as good. Once Croatia gets in the EU too, this deal is gone.
God bless cheap Croatia
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A beatiful country in the Balkans.
Croatia is a beatiful country.
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Croatia is a country that blocks Bosnia from having any fun at the beach.
Bosnia: I wanna go to the beach!
*Croatia Exists*
Bosnia: Excuse me what the fuck.
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