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Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

by Come on meow May 15, 2015

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


pussy crook

One who steals the vagina from another; usually a crooked dick bastard who can't obtain the pussy himself off top.

Jamon became quite jealous as Roach began to put it in the girl's ribs more and more. He decided to put that nigga out of business and pussy crook him.

by Challie May 6, 2007

110πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Pussy Crook

A nymphomaniac

Dick don't fail me now
I knock the coochie lining out
If I hit it one time ya hooked
They call me the pussy crook

by oG WiL March 7, 2003

50πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Pussy Crook

Someone Who Steals Good Pussy From Another Person; Vigina Thief; Snatches Up Females From Lame Niggas

That Pussy Crook Stole My Girl Friend

by Young Green September 17, 2014

5πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Pussy Crook

Someone who lies and sells you a dream and super secretive love bombing you doing the most to have sex then after sex the true colors start to show .

Her: hey how are you and rob doing? He seems so perfect for you!
She: oh Rob was a liar girl. He’s a pussy crook. I want my pussy back.

by Flybirl July 15, 2022