crop dusting

farting while walking;
walking while farting;

i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store

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Crop Dust

The practice of passing gas in a crowd of people unbeknownst to them

While walking through the mall, I crop dusted the unsuspecting holiday shoppers.

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crop dusted

unleashing an unbarable fart on an unsuspecting civilian

Kumar crop dusted on a kid at Blockbuster's that caused the kid to suffocate.

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Crop Dust

Walking past someone and farting.

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crop dusting

Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it.

The restaurant's so busy tonight that you can get away with crop dusting your own section

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Crop dust

Going in a niggas area and silently farting by him.

Imma finna crop dust that nigga Jaylon so he'll leave.

Crop dusting

v. farting while walking or running
n. crop duster

When crop dusting does NOT work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.

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