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Similar to Crop Dusting, Crop Spraying is when one passes gas while walking or running but accidentally expelling excrement as well through one's trousers.
Brad: "I was going to crop dust my little nephew when he was bending over to pet the dog but I accidentally ended up crop spraying them and coating them both with thick diarrhea."
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A dump that comes with an explosion but is not firm, resulting in a spray which covers the toilet bowl. After flushing the water from the system will wash it away, leaving
some of the spray behind. a shit like this is helpful in toilet bowl design as you can see where the flush water goes and where it doesn't
to achieve a crop spray eat lots of fatty foods cheese duck burgers and drink lots of alcohol.
If eating a French diet the spray will come out with a reddish colour due to the red wine
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Crop spraying - explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field
Doctor to patient: "ah yes, its Mr Smith isnt it? So how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?"
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Ejaculating over the pubes
"...don't come in me..you can do somecrop sprayingif you want."
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The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.
Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office
Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.