cross watcher

In tarot culture

When you watch a reading to find something out about someone else from their signs perspective.

“My ex is an Aries so I cross watched the Aries reading.”

“I’m an Aquarius but I’m watching Leo’s reading because that’s my friends sign, I’m cross watching by watching Leo.”

“She’s a cross watcher. She watches other people’s signs.”

cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"