crossing the river styx

When your friend passes out at a party, and you proceed to droop your hanging testicles over his eye sockets and allow them to rest on his closed lids.

Derived from Greek mythology:
The dead would be buried with gold coins in their eye sockets, to pay Charon the ferryman to carry their body across the River Styx and into the Underworld.

1) Man, Sean totally Crossed the River Styx last night at that party.

2) Eric and Patti drank way too much and blacked out. I helped them Cross the River Styx while Ryan took photos.

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Crossed the Styx river

When someone has fallen asleep in death. The Styx river is a location in Greek mythology. Located in the Underworld, it is a river that serves as a barrier separating the world of the living from the world of the dead.

Larry: "Hey Joe where is our co-worker Kyle? I haven't seen him in a few days, hope he is okay."
Joe: "I hate to break it to ya Larry, but Kyle had crossed the Styx river recently."
Larry: "So Joe went on vacation? Sounds like a chill time if you ask me."
Joe: Sigh..."Kyle has died Larry.... I was at his funeral two days ago. Since his life went a total downward spiral, he must've reasoned it would have been better to do the one way trip down the proverbial Styx river than to be among the land of the living."
Larry: "Damn, I didn't know he was in such a dark place. He seemed to be such a bright & jolly dude. Well, I should pay my respects after work."