Crossword

A word puzzle that normally takes the form of a square or rectangular grid of white and shaded squares. The shaded squares are used to separate the words or phrases. The goal is to fill the white squares with letters by solving clues that lead to the answers. Could frustrate you to death.

This crossword puzzle is fricken hard to solve.

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Crossword

A puzzle involving clues and words.

Laura: I just did a wordsearch

Steve: No you didnt that was a crossword

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Crossword Nazi

Everybody's favourite asshole. This is the type of person who makes sure that THEY are the ones who get to do every last crossword in the sunday papers, even if YOU bought the damn paper yourself. Can be widened in meaning to encompass anybody who has a tendency to make sure they get all the enjoyment out of something which is quite trivial, yet in principle is still quite important.

"Christ's sake Billy, you've already popped all the little bubbles of air in this entire roll of bubble wrap. I wanted to do some! You're such a crossword nazi!"
"Gott in Himmel! Ich bin ein Berlinner!"
"What the fuck have donuts got to do with anything, foo?"

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Crossword tree

Any form of artwork that depicts inter-locked words in a meaningful way. The words are joined by common letters in a grid-like form. Similar to a crossword puzzle. This type of crossword does not have clues. The answers are the words that make up the grid.

Michelle got a tattoo of a crossword tree on her thigh, and. Invented the term “crossword tree”.

Smudged Crossword

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.

This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.

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Doing a crossword

Verb: A slang term for the abuse of another individual through forcing them to help finish a crossword puzzle.

Frank: What do you mean abuse officer? We were just doing a crossword in bed together.

Officer: Right ... doing a crossword ... so that's they're calling it these days. *Puts Frank in handcuffs*

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doing crosswords and drinking tea

Acting like a 50 year old man when you're only a college student.

Josh is doing crosswords and drinking tea in his dorm room.

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